Full List 2013

1.  You’re Next (9/1)

2.  American Horror Story Ep 1&2 (9/1)

3.     Ravenous (9/3)

4.     AHS 3-5 (9/4)

5.     Under the Dome S1 (Ongoing)

6.     Simpsons Tree House of Horror 10-14 (s11-15) (9/5)

7.     Ed Wood (9/7)

8.     The ABCs of Death (9/7)

9.     Event Horizon (9/8)

10. Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan (9/9)

11.  Return of the Killer Tomatoes (9/9)

12. AHS 6-8 (9/10)

13. Carrie (9/11)

14. A Nightmare on Elm Street (9/11)

15. A Nightmare on Elm Street 2-Freddy’s Revenge (9/12)

16. Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (9/13)

17. Disney’s Legend of Sleepy Hollow(9/16)

18. American Horror Story (the rest of season 1) (9/17)

19. Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (9/20)

20. A Nightmare on elm Street 5: Dream Child (9/21)

21. The Frighteners (9/21)

22. I Spit on Your Grave (9/21)

23. Freddy’s Dead (9/23)

24. A Horrible Way to Die (9/23)

25. Wes Craven’s New Nightmare (9/26)

26. Dead Snow (9/26)

27. House of a 1000 Corpses.

28. People Under the Stairs

29. Room 237 (Actually counted as subtracting one movie, so Flicker counts as 28 #2 also and so on afterwards.)

30. Flicker

31. Sleepaway Camp (9/30)

32. Sleepaway Camp II (9/30)

33. ParaNorman (10/1)

34. Sleepaway Camp III (10/1)

35. Hamlet the Vampire Slayer (10/4)

36. Pumpkinhead (10/5)

37. Pet Sematary (10/6)

38. Re-Animator (10/6)

39. Insidious (10/7)

40. The Gift (10/8)

41. Cabin in the Woods (10/8) (Counted as the same number as The Gift)

42. The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (10/10)

43. Army of Darkness (10/11)

44. Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (10/11)

45. The Evil Dead (10/12)

46. Hellraiser (10/13)

47. Hellbound: Hellraiser II (10/16)

48. Ghost Dad (10/16)

49. Pretty Dead Things (10/17)

50. Trick ‘r Treat (10/18)

51. Ghoulies II: (10/20)

52. Maniac

53. Ghostbusters (10/24)

54. The Howling (10/24)

55. Lords of Salem (10/24)

56. Hellraiser III (10/24)

57. VHS (10/27)

58. Child’s Play (10/30)

59. Bride of Chucky (10/30)

60. Child’s Play 2 (10/31)

61. Monster Squad (10/31)

62. It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (10/31)

63. Curse of Chucky (10/31)

64. Garfield’s Halloween Special (10/31)

Halloween Part 2 *the night, not the movie*

All right folks! Here is the last 60 Days of Horror report for the year! It was awesome, as always, this year. I didn't get to watch near as many flicks as I wanted to (or did last year), but, hey, it's been busy times in the land of Scott.

So here are the reviews of the last flicks that I watched. I also missed a few and don't see reviews for them here or on my Facebook page, so I'll do them now.

Maniac- I watched this one on about the 22nd. It's a great little indy psychological thriller about Frank, a maniquin store owner that is trying to deal with mom issues. His issues boil down to the truth that his mother was a filthy whore who performed yucky things in front of him as a child and now he butchers women to try and reconcile with her. It sounds crazy because it is. Elijah Wood stars as Frank, whose eyes nearly the entire movie is shot through in first person. That's right, Wood turns in a powerful, dark performance in a film where he is rarely on camera. There are only a few moments when he is shown: In mirrors and window reflections mostly, but there are a few times when the camera leaves his vision that could very well be interpreted as out of body experiences. It's a cool flick, I recommend it almost solely because Wood is pretty much my favorite actor right now.

VHS- Another offering (one of the first, actually) from the team that has brought us the mind-bender A Horrible Way to Die and the perfectly crafted You're Next. This film is a nonlinear, cobbled amalgamation of images that all seem to be randomly taped on a VHS tape. It's as if people have used the tape in tons of different situations, constantly accidentally (or intentionally) taping over bits of stuff that was already on the tape. The common thread is that the situations recorded always end badly. The real genius of this flick is how realistic most of the episodes (each one was conceived and produced by different folks) are. It really seems like the filmmakers just went into an alternate reality and killed versions of themselves.

#63 Curse of Chucky- This is the latest in the 20 year old Child's Play franchise. In it, they have evolved with the times and present a much less straightforward story about Chucky enacting revenge on a family that wronged him in life. There are new revelations that continue to surprise and delight me.  I've rarely seen tricks like this used in the horror genre. Well played, child.

#64 Garfield's Halloween Special- I love it. It's awesome. Another pure dose of Halloween good vibes as we go trick or treating with the big cat and his dim-witted side kick of a mutt. You just know that some ghost pirates are going to show up at some point!

Okay! That's it! See you all right back here next year (hopefully)!

Day 61 Halloween Part 1

As far as I'm concerned, I have until I go to sleep tonight to watch movies and count them. And it's my list, so I make the rules!

#58 Child's Play 2: I actually watched this one last night. Kind of a run of the mill sequel until it gets to the climactic warehouse sequence. Then it gets all 'Shining' style with a chase through a maze of Good Guy dolls and deaths resulting in the elaborate assembly line that is used to create dolls. That shit is tits!

#59 Monster Squad- The quinteessential 80s Horror flick. It's probably technically for kids, but it has way too much adult material for anyone to come right out and say that. But I watched it as a kid, and I turned out all right.... oh.... well, maybe I'm not the one why should be telling you to watch that one. Get out of here, Phoebe the Pheeb!

#60 It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown- What a way to hit 60!!!!

Day 60: #56 and #57: Child's Play and Bride of Chucky

#56 &#57 Child's Play and Bride of Chucky

So I'm watching these a little bit out of order. We rented the new one (Curse of Chucky) and hadn't watched it due to time constraints (Mandy actually watched it while I was sleeping last night and now I have to catch up).

Mandy and I both love the Child's Play series. It's probably Mandy's favorite horror franchise and it is second only in my mind to Nightmare on Elm Street.

Some fun facts that you might not be aware of: All of the the Chucky movies are written and produced by the same creative team (including actor Brad Dourif as the voice of Chucky). It's not a franchise that people just kept pumping out crappy sequels on to make a quick buck. With the exception of the third installment, which is the only one that seemed a bit like it was made just for the sake of being made, they all take the franchise and the characters in new directions and into new creative territory.

The first film is based around the concept of 'what would happen to you if something real and terrifying happened and you tried to tell everyone and no-one believed you because they had mental blocks to the truth and you didn't have the credibility to be believed'. This is a concept that I am growing more familiar with every day, so it makes me love this film even more.

Bride of Chucky takes the series into new entertainment territory by introducing the lovely Jennifer Tilly as Chucky's ill-fated mate. This flick turns into a road trip of terror as the pair make their bloody way across New England in search of an amulet that will help them ditch their rubber selves for the much more appealing bodies of random-CW-star-looking-dude and a young Katherine Heigl. Yes!

Days 52-54 Ghostbusters, The Howling, Lords of Salem, Hellraiser III,

#52 Ghostbusters- One of the classics. I watch it almost every year and never get tired of it. This movie has what so few others bring to the table. It is adult and witty enough to keep me interested, inventive enough that it still impresses me even nearly 30 years after its release, it is innocent enough that it embodies the real pleasant vibes of the Halloween season, and poignant enough that it makes the skin crawl. I'm kind of glad they never got around to trying to make another one. It's just hard to capture the magic that this movie has. The sequel comes mildly close, but should also serve as a warning to the filmmakers to not try and capture lightning in a bottle twice.

#53 The Howling- This is my first viewing of this flick. I'd never seen it before. Oddly, last year was the first time I'd ever watched its sister film, An American Werewolf in London. I think I watched them out of order, because while I dug this flick, American Werewolf is obviously the superior film. But anyway, the effects are stellar, the plot is engaging enough, and that little werewolf babe is hot stuff. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy, but practical effects still get my goat. No matter how good computer effects get, they just never match the effectiveness of a gallon of fake blood and some old camera tricks and makeup effects to turn man into beast.

#54 Lords of Salem- Hey Rob Zombie, why don't you tell us what you really think!? Jeepers, this movie really gets down to brass tax on the war between good and evil, and guess which side Zombie is on. His lady carries the picture with no problem, she's on familiar ground it would seem. And the rest of the Zombie film crew is there with bells on, as well as a host of old school fright movie favorites. I can't say that this movie is a good time, but it definitely has something to offer horror fans. There are things on display here that you don't usually see get through the filter of American cinema.

#55 Hellraiser III- I think I might be done with the Hellraiser flicks, at least for this year. Both this one and the second one allowed me a little nap time in the middle, as they all seem to follow a basic structure: Pinhead wants to sink some hooks into flesh but can't until some curious fool is confused enough to open the box/door to hell. Some fool does. Chaos ensues. Some nice lady comes along and figures out a way to put a stop to Pinhead's fun. Whatever. It's a fine enough time, but the highlight of this one is when the little slut gets her skin ripped right off in full view of the camera. That was cool.

Still Playing Catch Up: Read all about 'Pretty Dead Things', 'Trick 'r Treat', nd 'Ghoulies II'

#46: Pretty Dead Things: Sweet little low budge Vampire flick outta New England. This movie was made right on the cusp of the digital revolution, so while it has a look and feel that became old hat in the years that followed, it was actually a pretty impressive achievement at the time. Camera's were still expensive and not everyone on the planet thought they were going to make the next Nightmare on Elm St. So this flick gets a tip of the hat from ol' SB, and not just because the best parts of the movie are the charming performances of its main leading dudes and ladies (a few of whom I might be acquainted with.) I also dig the sleazy porn producer and the little weener bad guys. Yeah, that's wiener with two 'E's.

#47 Trick 'r Treat: Not a perfect movie by any stretch of the imagination, but it definitely achieves it's main goals. This flick was hoping to be a Halloween classic, which I would have no problem with, but at the very least it's a good little terrorizer for adults to enjoy after the kids go into a sugar coma. Great performances from some totally awesomely cast actors (Dylan Baker, what what?!), crisp directing from Michael Daugherty (who nearly had the plug pulled on this flick because of his involvement in the disastrous Superman Returns. Frown face) and interwoven plots that keep us juuuuussst interested enough to get through the kind of slow 82min runtime.

#48 Ghoulies II: This one goes down at a carnival. Just a solid 80s creature flick about some tiny demons wreaking havoc! No notable actors, plenty of awesome practical puppetry, an awesome old drunk dude, a totally bagable leading lady (sometimes that's important to keep a run of the mill dude interested in the flick), and a Shakespeare/Latin spouting little person! Perfect!

Day 46: Hellraiser 2 and Ghost Dad? Can't go wrong with that combo

#44: Hellbound: Hellraiser 2- The whole gang is back and ready for some more hooks in skin. Throw in a crazy doctor and a bunch of time spent running around a labyrinth in hell and you've got the fixins for a movie that is way less funny than this review makes it seem.

#45 Ghost Dad: This movie is freakin' weird as hell. Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby, what the frack were you going on about? I remember when I watched it as a kid I just thought it funny. But now it's creepin me out. At least it has a happy ending.