#39 The Haunted World of El Superbeasto- Throw together Rob Zombie, Ren and Stimpy style animation, sweet jams, crude humor, Paul Giamatti, and cartoon boobs and what do you have? An hour and twenty minutes of fun. These guys ain't looking to change the world. They just want to have a good time on the darker side of life, and there ain't nothin' wrong with that!
#40 Army of Darkness- Man do I love this movie. We've all seen it. We all know it. We all love it. So I'm just going to let Ash speak for himself: "Yeah. Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This... Is... My... BOOM-STICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top o' the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT! Now I swear... the next one of you primates... even touches me.... YARGGGHHHH!" Aaaaand he blasts 'em back to hell.
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